MUSIC: Here comes Santa Claus
Ho Ho Ho
Its that time of year again boys and girls
time for Santa to listen to what you want for Christmas. But first Santa needs to know if youve been naughty or nice. What about it little Johnny?
Well Santa, here are the reasons I deserve all the things on my wish list this year. First of all, for the first time in may years
I ate more Asian food than European
consumed more mineral water than wine
.and even tried to like
..yeeechhh!!! tea. I think I deserve big presents for that.
but what about that foie gras habit of yours??
Ok, Ok some addictions are hard to kick
but give me some credit for hardly trifling with truffles for almost eight months
that is until the Italian white ones just came out
.but Im quaffing more Beaujolais than Bordeaux these days
and even reviewing sandwich shops for all my devoted KNPR listeners
isnt that worth something?
It might be, but only if youve brought Santa some goodies from Bergins or Lenotres---Santa thinks theyre the only bake shop in town worth going to.
You know Santa, I thought youd need some sweetening up
.thank you Johnny, now what do you want for Christmas???
How about a good restaurant in Green Valley for starters, or someplace nice to eat downtown
in one of the hotels for instance. Next Id like see less bad Italian restaurants and more French Bistros
like that Josefs in the Aladdin
its so good that no one foes there
which bring me to one of my biggest wishes Santathat Las Vegans would start valueing quality over price
or at least with it. Or a food reviewer at the Review-Journal that knows something about food. And I want Marche Bacchus in my neighborhood, and some forty year old balsamico and some aged gouda cheese and
you know most of these things will never happen.
but can you at least try?
Santa will do what he can
especially for another éclair.
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