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Just what the Strip needs: dresses like these

Over at McSweeney's, Las Vegas cameos in a satire about a new shop, Slutty Dresses:

You may have to be clothed, but nobody can tell you how little to wear. Slutty Dresses will cater to the woman who believes that what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas, offering dresses for every type of slut you wish to portray. Slutty Dresses is unique in that it offers sizing based on body size and desired skirt length. The standard line of Slutty Dresses runs from size 000 to size 14, with skirt sizes ranging from “Bum Line” to 6 (inches below the butt). Our line of Voluptuous Dresses will fit the size 16 to size 52 woman who’s too much of a good thing. The Midget Slutty Dresses line caters to our more diminutive, yet fully sexualized shoppers.

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As a longtime journalist in Southern Nevada, native Las Vegan Andrew Kiraly has served as a reporter covering topics as diverse as health, sports, politics, the gaming industry and conservation. He joined Desert Companion in 2010, where he has helped steward the magazine to become a vibrant monthly publication that has won numerous honors for its journalism, photography and design, including several Maggie Awards.